Dating Pyrex

How should I react when he wakes up?
My boyfriend and I have been dating each other for almost a year and we are totally in love with each other.
Yesterday was my birthday and we both took the day off of work to spend the day together. A few weeks ago I told him that I wanted a pyrex adult toy that costs $179. I know that sounds expensive but he can afford it.
Anyways, he came over with a phallic shaped bottle of expensive tequila that he had wrapped up in some Christmas wrapping paper. I thought it was a joke when I opened it but he was serious!
My boyfriend really likes tequila but I’m not too fond of it, so I acted disappointed. He noticed, so he gave me a kiss and told me that he will drink the tequila and the bottle was the real present.
He drank almost half the bottle between last night and this morning. It’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon and he’s still sleeping!
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Good thing you’ve got the bottle.
You may need it ! for the next 48 hours!
lol
this girl i’ve been hanging with…
we went out last Friday…
and she was MIA (mentally) for three days!
… hence the reason i am LOL right now!
Tequila is NOT good!!!
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uvm gpo:12 1-sem 2007
